GOD DAMNIT STRAIGHTIES

momdiggity:

fuck people who say being femme isn’t art

dizzzylunchbagrodriguez:

We covered The Nobodies By Marilyn Manson.

fight us about it.

Things drunk or high Nnyno says/does

dizzzypie:

*hears rustling above her* “OH SHIT NOISES!!!!” *Covers head and runs”

“I don’t know why you care so much about gluten in food. I am gluten-blind”

“Why straight?”

“SOMEONE CARRY ME UP THE FLIGHT OF STAIRS TO MY ROOM AND YOU CAN MUNCH ON ME! I AM NOT INJURED OR ANYTHING I AM JUST IMMOBILIZED BY SLOTH!!!”

*touches boobs* “Agh my boobs are sore” *touches them some more”

“MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!!!!”

*steals all your cigarettes*

I totally have dibs on the URL “GOD DAMNIT STRAIGHTIES”

Just in case I need it